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Hellboy II
By
cam (Thu Jul 24, 2008 at 02:03:01 PM EST) (
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Pretty good, but not as good as the first. The first one was more subtly humourous. This was more cheesy and obvious. The bad guys weren't as cool either. Bit of a mix between star wars and the hobbit unfortunately. The guy that plays hellboy kicks arse though.
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Home is the Hunter
By
ObviousTroll (Thu Jul 24, 2008 at 01:59:36 PM EST) (
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well, the vacationer, anyway.
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attention cyclist infidel who ran the yellow light
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clover kicker (Thu Jul 24, 2008 at 01:22:29 PM EST) (
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You should make sure you can get all the way thru the intersection before the light changes.
I only saw you by luck.
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Br00talz. Electronics.
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nightflameblue (Thu Jul 24, 2008 at 12:57:22 PM EST) (
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Looky what I just found, about a month and a half later.
Br00talz. Electronics.
(5 comments, 359 words in story)
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I've Been Wondering For A Few Days...
By
atreides (Thu Jul 24, 2008 at 12:39:27 PM EST) (
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...how I was going to write this one. I guess the best way is to start at the beginning. OK, maybe I'll just sum up the beginning and then get closer to the point.
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Sitting on the porch, eating some cheese
By
gzt (Thu Jul 24, 2008 at 12:19:17 PM EST)
gzt,
friggin' intense (
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So the other day, I was sitting on the porch, eating some cheese, drinking some Festina Pêche. For some reason I always get the words for "fish", "peach", and "sin" mixed up in French. The latter two are comprehensible, but the first is a bit odd. Must be some Romantic confusion going on.
(4 comments, 495 words in story)
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Alien mouth
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Merekat (Thu Jul 24, 2008 at 10:10:14 AM EST) (
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It always takes a few days after a visit to the dental hygienist for my mouth not to feel violated. I especially hate the scrapey, pointy tools. I lie there, tensed, in a cold sweat waiting for it to be over. Metal against enamel is wrong.
(4 comments, 128 words in story)
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The sun has got his hat on.....
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TPD (Thu Jul 24, 2008 at 08:09:28 AM EST) (
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birthdays, *FCs, and stuff
Tiebreak: The sun has got his BLANK on
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Cause at 5 o'clock
By
Breaker (Thu Jul 24, 2008 at 07:21:40 AM EST) (
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They take me to the Gallows Pole, [1]
The sands of time for me are running low...
When the priest comes to read me the last rites,
I take a look through the bars at the last sights,
Of a world that has gone very wrong for me.
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It is my belief, brother, that your misogyny is largely theoretical
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TheophileEscargot (Thu Jul 24, 2008 at 02:15:11 AM EST)
Reading,
MLP,
Economics (
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Reading. "Clarissa Oakes". "The Chancellors'
Tales: Managing the British Economy".
MLP.
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